Do you want a structure fire?

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards) 07/23/2017 at 11:05 • Filed to: None

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because that’s how you get a structure fire

vondon302 > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 11:39

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I’m so glad I turned on the light before going out on the deck last night.

diplodicus forgot his password > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 11:53

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Am I the only person who welcomes spiders. Sure sometimes I run into their webs but they eat the other bugs so we cool.

Cash Rewards > diplodicus forgot his password 07/23/2017 at 12:03

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I don’t mind them, so long as they stick to the corners. I don’t want to wonder when I go through the door if this is the time he jumps on me.

user314 > diplodicus forgot his password 07/23/2017 at 13:46

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Nope, I’d much rather have the occasional spider hanging out, they catch and eat the damn skeeters. I do wish they’d go after the box eldar and stink bugs though, kinda slacking on that front.

Centipedes can go DIAF though, hate those little motherfuckers darting across the floor at night.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 14:24

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Spiders can cause structure fires? How?

Cash Rewards > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/23/2017 at 14:49

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Who are you, my insurance adjuster? Listen, there was a spider, the house burned down. Stop asking questions and build me a spider free house

diplodicus forgot his password > user314 07/23/2017 at 17:35

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Diatomaceous earth. If you don’t have pets you can’t put that shit around wherever you see bugs coming in. It cuts their exoskeleton and dehydrates them.

I’ve got a couple of funnel spiders in my yard. They are dope as fuck. Really shy though.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 19:48

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Sorry sir... the half melted gas can and gasoline residue tells a different story.

CLAIM DENIED

NJAnon > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 19:52

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jumping spiders aren’t normally in houses, so you don’t have to worry about one jumping one you. You’ll also won’t have to worry about a spitting spider spitting webbing on you either.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Cash Rewards 07/23/2017 at 23:31

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Step away from the matches, laddie...